John Perzel Vacation Ideas

Now that the state legislature has adjourned for the summer having passed the budget and a minimum wage law Speaker John Perzel is in a unique position. Unique because, unlike other earners in his wage bracket, cow milkers and tattoo artists come to mind, he gets two+ months of vacation. Two months to visit the beach, go to Disney World or travel to Lancaster County and visit some of theose $55,000/year milkers.

Of course he could also get a tattoo. I have a couple suggestions along with ideas on where he could have them placed. John may as well patronize some of these hard working artists who seem to earn so much at their trade. Giving some business would certainly enable them to reach the lofty income levels Perzel seems to think they inhabit.

What ideas do you have for what tattoos John Perzel should get and where should they go?