Sinkhole Creates Traffic Problems

A sinkhole on the Pennsylvania Turnpike caused quite a few traffic problems yesterday in Montgomery County. Rumors have it this was the remnants of Lynn Swann's campaign bus and campaign as it finally immolated itself. Experts were warning for months that the failed campaign to oust Ed Rendell was sinking into a pit of absolute despair and say they are not surprised it came to such an ignoble end. Drivers in Montgomery County just wish it had happened in Lancaster instead.