Sherwood Desperate, Gets Cheney for Fundraiser

As if trying to hold a fundraiser on September 11th wasn't desperate enough Don Sherwood (R-Choke City) of PA-10 is hosting Vice President Darth Cheney this Monday. Bring your bulletproof vests if you intend to protest or be sure to dress up as a quail (that way he'll miss). The event is charging $1000/person or $1500/couple to chat with the man with a19% approval rating among Americans.

If you go I have some suggested questions:

1. Were you as loaded as your shotgun when you shot your friend?
2. How long are these "last throes" going to last?
3. Why did your chief of staff compromise national security?
4. How the hell do you criticize anyone else when it comes to national security issues?
5. When you said "Saddam has reconsituted his nuclear weapons program" the day before we invaded were you lying to justify an illegal war?
6. How long do you plan on continuing this delusion that Iraq was involved with 9/11?
7. Do I look good dressed up as a quail?
8. Why didn't you report that incident immediately to local police and submit to substance testing as required by law?
9. Why did you fail to notify the President you'd shot someone?
10. Why are you pulling that pistol from your pocket and aiming it at me?