Slow news day

So it's a Saturday and usually that means it's a slow day in the news cycle. Generally because nobody in the Bush administration works on the weekend so they can't screw things up. So lets see what's going on today shall we?

Sunnis complain religious leader detained aw Jeez...wah wah wah always with the complaining. Maybe we should just shoot them or drop more bombs..how 'bout it George?

FBI: Suspects sought help from al-Qaida well that's good news. Good for the G-Men out there catching the criminals. Here's a tip...1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington DC.

Coalition, Afghan troops kill 82 militants .... Osama bin Laden NOT among them. HELLO!!!!!

Court bars info request on NSA wiretapping Well now I understand what George W means by "activist judges". Yoo Hoo...goverment by the people, for the people, of the people...We The People....any of this "people" stuff ring any bells judges?

Americans obsessed with their orchids See what I mean by a slow news cycle?? Thousands of American troops dead in Iraq and we're obsessed about our freaking orchids? What is wrong with us?

Children's deaths in hot cars preventable yes...don't be such f*cking lazy, moronic parents and take your children WITH YOU. Pay attention!!!!!

Agassi plans to retire after U.S. Open OK and I care why exactly?

Bomb blast kills 2 policemen in Baghdad Hey Tony, I know it's only a number but what IS the number now? Just curious...

Rescuers find body in Mexican mine IT'S JIMMY HOFFA!!! THEY FOUND JIMMY HOF...wait...what? Oh...nevermind.

Nearly 150 rebels killed in Afghanistan in a fortnight For those Americans who do not know, a fortnight is two weeks. Actually it's 14 Nights. Who talks like that anymore? Oh...and No Osama bin Laden was NOT one of the 150 rebels removed from the planet. HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saddam ends hunger strike after missing one meal Now THAT'S dedication!!!

Like I said a slow news cycle. I can't help notice that the PASENATE.COM site has nothing about the "Exclude gay taxpayers from marriage" amendment. The weekly wrap-up isn't posted yet so maybe it'll be on there.

More later....well...maybe....we'll have to see what happens. What....something about a drunk pelican..what......

Raven