Court Approves Lewd Dancing

I saw this yesterday and decided perhaps we need something for all you straight guys reading the blog. This certainly is good news for all those who frequent the "gentleman's clubs." Lewd dancing is now legal in Pennsylvania. I'm sure this will mean a proliferation of such venues around the capitol. I can see the Harrisburg lobbyists escorting our legislators into them now, plying them with five spots for tips and paying for lap dances. Heck, they may have to wait in line behind the Judges.

What's topping this from happening? Nothing folks. Pennsylvania has virtually no laws regarding the disclosure of lobbying efforts. No one need report much of anything about how the money is spent, on whom, or what for. If I were the entreprenurial type I'd be rushing to find a place near the capitol complex and lining up the girls.