The Onion Accuses Biden

I love The Onion. All satire, all the time. Read this great little piece on Joe Biden playing politics by running for President. It reminded me of the famous line from Casablanca. Please pardon me for bastardizing it:

I'm shocked, absolutely shocked and appalled to discover there's politics
going on here.

Of course that's also my reaction to the news that Santorum was helping Green candidate Carl Romanelli.

While there be sure to read this article on Bush appointing himself new powers.